"My guy in L.I. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the professor. Anytime the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches the Finals, we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamned hole right in the middle of Detroit."
It would be nice to see the BabyHawks win the Cup but I'm putting whatever spirit I have left behind Black and his Penguins this postseason.
Good luck tonight.