Question

Which picture is Sheriff Shane Hnidy of the Wild and which of of Sully Erna of the band Godsmack?



Just so you're not confused, the above is a picture of Tom Skerritt.

Have a great weekend.

- Nemmy

Question

Which guy has the worst nose?

A) Tim Hunter
B) Stephane Robidas
C) Ian Laperriere

- Nemmy

Question

Which duo from the NHL Center Ice commercial need the bigger beating?

The Habs fans in New Orleans vs. the Hawks fans in Boston.



The sweaters are sick, can't argue with that. But they most likely hate the US and hump each other.



Again, great sweaters and if they are father and son that's pretty cool. But look at the guy on the right. Paul from Wonder years needed work this badly? And they couldn't think of anything other than "Send deep dish pizza"? Imagine you move to another city and pizza is the number one thing you miss about home.

Our take: The two with the Go Habs Go sign need a beating more than the deep dish jerkoff. If the pizza guy didn't have his old man with him it would be much closer.

- Nemmy

Morning question

Which NHLer does my potato n egg most closely resemble?

I see former Whaler, Ranger, etc. Nick Kyrpeos.



Yes? No?

- Nemmy

Friday Question - What the hell is going on with the Boston Bruins offense?

What does the 2Man Executive Committee have to say about Boston's offensive struggles?

Luke Richardson


"I think having Savard out with a broken foot screws up everything. Lucic isn't there to fish out pucks and get dirty in the crease and Savvy isn't there to set up the powerplay. Also I walked by the Yankees parade today. The last time I saw that many Hispanics in Yankees caps it was an unemployment line."

Max Cavalera


"We toured Boston with Soulfly when little Igor and Zyon were very young. Backstage at Ozzfest that year we were partying with some of the guys from Megadeth and Tool and I saw a girl take Crown Royal shots out of a human skull. Afterwards I watched Dave Ellefson perform oral on her while she was vomiting into a Marshall stack. That was by far the most offensive thing I've seen in Boston."

Kru Bestor Narte


"A good offense starts with your footwork. Don't give up your stance! It's jab-jab high kick then back into striking position. I'm confident that Boston can get back into scoring with concentration on footwork and balance. Also why are they paying Sturm and Bergeron so much money for? Shouldn't they pick up the scoring slack?"

Dennis "The Snake" Chalker


"Shortly after I returned from my first mission in Panama I went to a Bruins game. I was still nursing a flesh wound I received when our Huey took on small arms fire while the rest of the team was repelling into the jungle. I remember taking a shot into my backside and seeing white foam spray on Lt. Stevenson. The bullet happened to hit my can of shaving cream and it looked like I was made of marshmallows. Anyways I was surprised that Anson Carter was on a top line with Jason Allison. What kind of offensive production can you expect when those two are your top guys. Don't get me started on Dmitri Khristich."

Have a great weekend

- Nemmy

Friday Question

This is Philadelphia's Mr. W. He's a total maniac.

He and his 15 friends will be going to the Pearl Jam concert on Saturday night at the Spectrum. By the time this post is published on Friday he will have started pregamming for the show. Afterwards he will most likely stay up all night boozing and screaming the lyrics to State of Love and Trust.

The next day he will tornado himself into the Linc parking lot to get ready for the Eagles/Jints game. After the Giants win Mr. W will pour himself into spot near a beer pong table until the Phils/Yanks game. Chances are that his Halloween costume will have been permanently etched into his skin by then. Mr. W also tends to drool when he gets boozy. His seat at Citizens Bank park will be soaked. If he's still solvent and manages to stay out of jail it will be a miracle.

But seriously there's a chance that Mr. W gets to see the best American rock band live, the Eagles take 1st place and the Phils win game 4 all in person (and in costume). Hopefully he'll remember some of it.

Has anyone been on a stronger 2 day adventure?

What does the 2Man Executive Committee have to say about Mr. W's weekend plans?

Luke Richardson


"The Yankees? If I wanted to watch a bunch of pussies in tight pants I'd dvr something on Bravo"

Max Cavalera


"In 1992 I toured Indonesia with Sepultura where I saw a crazy ritual. There was self-inflicted pain, knives, blood, fire. It was insane. It stuck in my head. My wife Gloria was pregnant at the time and drank snake’s blood. So every time our son acts crazy I tell her it’s from the snake blood."

Kru Bestor Karte


"I am no longer a competitive fighter but I still make bi-yearly training trips to Bangkok to keep on top of the Muay Thai’s latest techniques, regulations, training strategies and conditioning methods. One time I killed a would-be assassin because he caught me up to my knuckle in his old lady."

Dennis "The Snake" Chalker


"We did a HALO jump into Grenada for Operation Urgent Fury in 83. After 7 days of intense firefighting we were pulled out onto a destroyer anchored offshore. When I got to the boat another SEAL team member noticed my fly was down. I guess I had my cock out the whole time while I was in country. We all had a good laugh about that"

Stay safe, Mr. W.

- Nemmy

Question of the Day

This is Evan Starkman. He is the beast that has won a few Real World/Road Rules Challenges/Duels/Gauntlets whichever. He is on the current season of the show and hooking up with the old chubby broad that used to be kind of strong.

Anyways (according to a little Googling) I think he's a Canadian kid who went to Cornell on a hockey scholarship. Hockeydb has nothing on him but I found a link of his profile on the ACHA website. The ACHA is club hockey and far from the Cornell varsity team but that's besides the point. He says in this interview that he was on scholarship so let's take his word on it. This kid now makes a living getting drunk and hooking up in exotic places for MTV and appearing at clubs for $2,500 cash.

Here's your question
What would you rather do:

a) Be a Cornell hockey player or
b) Be an MTV Challenge/Duel/Gauntlet star

Let's assume for A that you are a 4-year player on scholarship.
Let's assume for B that you are a regular contestant on these shows and you make your money giving speeches at colleges, appearing a bars and embarrassing your family.

Any thoughts?

- Nemmy