What you missed last night because the bar didn't have the center ice package the week after

Friday Haikus are back!

Canucks beat the Thrashers, 4-2:
One of the Sedins
had a hat-trick. Which one? I
don't know. I think Dan.

Penguins beat the Canadiens, 3-2:
Backhand sauce from Bill
created the first goal. That
third goal was awful

Senators shut-out the Flyers, 2-0:
In Canada, the
worst team is the Leafs. Then Sens
or Oilers. Right, Zim?

Bruins beat the Leafs, 5-2:
No matter how drunk
you are, David Krejci is
not the next Steve Y.

Predators beat the BJs, in the shoot-out, 4-3:
Rick Nash's long reach
led to him having 2 break
aways. He scored one.

Kings beat the Coyotes, in the shoot-out, 3-2:
Long shoot-outs are
only exciting when they
keep scoring - not saves.