What you missed last night while attending the premier of "Weiner and Weiner"

2Man director/editor has some other side projects. Last night I went out to watch this:



Anyway, its Wednesday, so lets find each game's Mid-Week Monster!
Avalanche beat the Maple Leafs, 4-1: The Leafs are terrible, but I would go to games just to watch Colton Orr. They guy fought Donald Brashear the night before and then early in the first fights Koci. That's why he' s a monster.


BJs beat the Flames, 2-1: Jakub Voracek - Kid didn't get on the scoreboard, but he has a super mane of hair and hit everything that moved.

Sabres beat the Red Wings, 6-2: Tomas Vanek - 2 goals, the 2nd was super crashing the net play, which actually injured the man.

What you missed last night because you were visiting The Rock for the first time

Last night was my first visit to the Prudential Center, the Devils new home arena. That place is gorgeous. I don't know how I'll ever be able to go back to the Coliseum. Everything is awesome, except for one weird mural where there no heads on the players.



Islanders beat the Canadiens in OT, 3-2:
Okposo will be
playing for USA in
World Championships

Flames beat the Red Wings in the shoot-out, 6-5:
Quite a game. First the
Flames come back and take the lead,
but the Wings don't die.

Devils beat the Coyotes, 5-2:
Parise got goal
number 40. Marty is
one win from Roy's mark.

Thrashers beat the Oilers in OT, 4-3:
Here's the game winner:
It was a hail mary flip pass
tipped to breakaway

Bruins beat the Senators, 5-3:
I love slap shot goals
on breakaways. I also
love glove high snipes, Phil.

Lightning win over the Maple Leafs, 4-1:
Stamkos seems to have
developed great chemistry
with Marty. Don't trade?

Capitals win over the Flyers, 2-1:
Ovechkins stats were:
One game winner, one assist
and EIGHT freaking hits!

Rangers beat the Predators, 4-2:
Guess what everyone?
The Rangers are on TV,
AGAIN, fucking great.

Avalanche beat the Wild in the shoot-out, 2-1:
The Wild play great games
against great teams and shitty
games versus bad ones.

Blues beat the Sharks, 3-1:
On my men's league bench
someone said the Blues were the
hottest team in league.

BJs beat the Penguins in the shoot-out, 4-3:
Great comeback by the
Penguins to get at least a
point. Mason stood tall.

Stars beat the Hurricanes, 3-2:
Carolina was
hot until they lost to the
coldest team - Dallas.

Sabres win over the Panthers, 3-1:
The Sabres have no
leadership. I don't like them.
Vokoun robbed Vanek.

What you missed reading about this morning because Bress was stuck in meetings (at least there was breakfast!)

Bruins beat the Flyers, 3-1: No surprises with a Bruins win. Tim Thomas makes some incredible saves. Lots of traffic to the net causes a few goals. Jack Edwards fellates Shane Hnidy.

Sabres shut-out the Maple Leafs, 5-0: Why keeping bringing up this kid Pogge just so he gets smoked? Speaking of smoked... Mike Van Ryn, uhh your breezers are still on the ice. My favorite of Vaneks trick was the breakaway slap shot.

Red Wings win over the Coyotes, 5-4: Osgood would be in the minors or on waivers if he played with any other team in front of him. How did Jovanovski get a breakaway?

Penguins come back to beat the Lightning in OT, 4-3: Malkin won that game for them.

Wild shut-out the Ducks, 3-0: Eventless game.