What you missed last night, well this morning, because apparently your cable company dropped the NHL Network

In the morning, usually over a bowl of Special K with Red Berries, I watched the 6am version of NHL on The Fly: Final on my dvr. I get right to the highlights of each game and therefore can write my impressive recaps below. This morning there was no new episode on my dvr and when I went to the channel directly, it was blank. So my recaps will be based on what I read and can guess happened.

Canucks beat the Devils, 5-2: After the very exciting first period (5 goals!), the Canucks took over and slowly but surely put the Devils away. Goal of the game was the Canucks' 5th - a sweet sauce pass to convert a 2-on-1.

Bruins beat the Lightning, 4-1: Tim Thomas played well! He's getting his groove back. I don't know what else happened. Is Marco Sturm the B's most consistent forward?

Panthers beat the Avalanche in the shoot-out, 6-5: Stephen Weiss

Wild beat the Predators in OT, 5-4: ?

What you missed last night because you were watching the Sounders debut

Canucks shut out the Blues, 3-0:
Lou stopped all the pucks
His team didn't play great D.
Luckily, they played Blues

Senators beat the Canadiens, 5-4:
Carey Price is so
inconsistent. Sens play great
with no Cup pressure.

Oilers win big over the Avalanche, 8-1:
Are the Avalanche
tanking for Tavares?
When is Sakic back?

Capitals beat the Lightning, 5-2:
I wonder if the
stupid celebration caused
Cherry to have stroke.

Panther beat the Maple Leafs, 3-1:
Stephen Weiss's goal
had the hardly seen move, the
self-saucer-backhand.

Ducks beat the Coyotes, in the shoot-out, 3-2:
I have nothing to
say about this game, except
Bobby Ryan - great!

Kings beat the Bruins in OT, 3-2:
The first Bruins goal
was great hockey, but the rest killed
Nemmy. He threw couch.

Sharks beat the Predators in the shoot-out, 3-2:
When west coast games
go to the shoot-out, bress goes
to bed. Recaps suffer