Before you head to happy hour...

Big games on the tv tonight. Here's your recession special edition Friday night schedule.

6:40 - Sit down at Scotty's computer to post shit on the 2Man blog. Scotty is grabbing some beers from the deli. We drink Bud. Not because it's cheap but because we're American and our hearts pump battery acid.

7ish - Montreal at Philly - Mike Richards beasts all over the Habs.

7:30 - LA at Detroit - We're going to have to flip back and forth here. Who gets smoked out harder tonight: Scotty's one-hitter or Quick?

8:30 - Pitt at Chicago - Why is Burrish being a dick on that video that Puck Daddy showed today?

9:00 - Minnesota at Calgary - We love the games in Calgary. Best talent is in the stands.

10:00 - TB at Vancouver - Honestly. You can miss this one. We might.

Bressler is heading over after the gym. 2Man director, Artem, is out being a hipster somewheres. Get you're buddies over. Put the kids to bed.

This weekend is all about Elijah Price.

"Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb."

Have a happy.

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- Nemmy