Final 4... teams that is

Penguins vs Hurricanes

I hate the Hurricanes for winning that series and ruining what would have been a salty match up. The Hurricanes were awful for most of the year and got hot at the right time to make the playoffs. But do the right thing (like the Ducks did) and bow out after round 2. Their only hope is for Cam Ward to be hotter than an SI swimsuit cover model.

I'm taking the Pens in 6.


Red Wings vs Blackhawks

I fucking love this series the way I love the snooze button. I love this series the way I love snack packs. I love this series so much that I want to take it home to meet my parents. I love this series so much that I want to introduce Artem to its sister. Patrick Kane fucking impresses me. He's tiny, but an absolute stud. That backhand off the bar and in in game 6. Watch it from this angle-even better



I know I might be wrong, but I'm going to be rooting for them anyway, so Hawks in 7



Here are the leaders after 2 rounds. Give your picks in the comments.


Bress – 48

Cornelius– 40

Nemmy – 30

Mr. W – 27

Moe –38

Heals – 40

Brando – 35

Alex – 63

Mac – 43